Contest this Friday!

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Here ye! Here ye! There will be a contest this Friday, April 18th, with prizes. Real prizes. I won a contest over at Angie's Desk to pay it forward contest. So now it is my turn!

I will post a funny picture, like above. But it shall not be this picture. It will be an even funnier picture. The object of the contest will be to make the angry pig laugh. First prize goes to whoever makes the pig pee her pants. Granted, this is not so hard after 3 pregnancies, but the angry pig has had some tough times and so making her laugh will not be as easy as you think. There shall also be a reader's choice award. So get ready. Tell everyone to pop by Friday. Contest will be open all weekend. Think funny. Think hilarious. Think pee pee.

ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!

Evil Editor

This is Evil Editor.

This is one of his better pictures. I like to call him Mr. Eyebrows.

Mr. Eyebrows has just announced the release of Novel Deviations 3. What's that you ask? It is the best of his blog compiled into book form, volume 3.

If you know nothing about Evil Editor, then you are missing a great site where writers send in query letters and novel or short story openings that are then critiqued by Evil Editor and his minions. Trust me when I tell you it is his comments that make his blog so worthy of a trip.

My pal Church Lady is having a blog party over at her blog on Thursday, Jan 24 9am - 9pm. Evil Editor will be there to promote his book and guest blog. And Church promises that there will be evil fun, evil laughter, and great evil prizes!

And now a quote from Evil himself - "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Thank you Evil. The shorn scrotum really explains alot.

In other news:

The lovely and extremely talented Sarah Hina has been selected as a semi-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel award!! CONGRATULATIONS SARAH!!!! This is such tremendous news and I am so very happy for her. So now if any of you have a second, please pop by here and take a look at her excerpt and if you like it, please leave her a review. We Sarah Hina fans will thank you kindly!

And last but not least:

Our other favorite but much prettier Editor, Moonrat, is having a Contest. HURRAY FOR CONTESTS THAT I ABSOLUTELY DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO ENTER BUT CANNOT RESIST! Here are all the details. Deadline is Friday the 25th. I shall attempt to enter both contests as it is always my mission in life to make Moonrat pee her pants. Okay Moonie, break out the Depends! The challenge has been thrown down and "We who are about to MakeYouPee, salute you!"