Scrabulous and the Supertoilet!!!

So how many of you saw yesterday's post and thought it actually said "I have a Weiner!" and thought "Shoot, I always knew she was a he!"

In the meantime, a breaking news bulletin. It has come to my attention that Facebook is being sued by Mattel and Hasbro to have the Scrabulous game removed from Facebook. Oh the horror! Currently Travis Erwin and Precie are beating my ass in four different Scrabulous games. If they remove it, however will I seek my revenge? Yes, I am losing because I can't cheat. There is no way to sneak new tiles. But it is damn addictive fun. So boo to Hasbro and Mattel, you materialistic corporate bandits, for ruining our fun! I'm gonna keep playing until they finally force it off, but here's to hoping the money grubbers will realize that they have a money making opportunity here. License the sucker to Facebook, don't take it off! Save Scrabulous! And if anyone wants to win at Scrabulous, just challenge me to a game. I'm on an amazing losing streak!

And one other piece of awesome breaking business news:

TwoDaLoo - A Supertoilet That Saves Rocky Marriages and The Planet

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Suggested Retail Price: $1,400.00 Minimum Order: 12 Model Number: TDL-1000A Country of Origin: China

Product Description - The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.

Listen, there was once an old Saturday Night Live skit about the Niagara Love toilet, but it was a joke, people, A JOKE! But manufacturing a real share your poo toilet is beyond unreal. Oh my God!!!! I love my husband. I really do. But I would rather strangle myself with my own tongue rather then sit next to anyone while they are taking a dump. But the best part of this ad, the absolute best part, is that it is touted as saving rocky marriages. Honey, if I had to smell my partner's stank as he was doing it, that would seal the deal on our happily ever after. But maybe I am in the minority. If anyone out there believes this is a good idea. Please let me know. I promise I will laugh at you.